Dude, what is the deal with Gene Simmons, would he just die already. Who the hell keeps putting him on reality TV shows? Everytime I turn on the TV there he is, looking like a barely functioning corpse pimping some other show. I think he even has his own show in addition to being on [...]
Entries from June 2009
June 9, 2009
Funemployment
“Funemployment” is the new ‘cool’ word. It’s like ‘fetch’ or ‘epic’ or ‘gnarly’. Well it’s not really like any of those. Its meaning is pretty straightforward and obvious from the basic structure of the word itself. It’s the same formula they use for famous people couples, like Brangelina. You gotta give it to the people [...]
June 8, 2009
Brett Michaels Taken Out (Finally)
Just when I thought the funniest thing I would see on TV was strippers making fun of Brett Michaels’ fake hair extensions on “Rock of Love”, the Tony awards happen. I didn’t actually watch the Tony awards because I have a life but I’ve watched the video 20 times now and I highly recommend it [...]
June 8, 2009
I’m Laughing on the Inside
I’ve been in a few situations recently where really funny things have happened and I noticed that other people weren’t laughing out loud. Granted, I happen to be a really loud, boisterous laugher, so much so that I have been ‘shhhed’ at work, on trains and planes. Regardless, I find it incredibly frustrating when people [...]
June 7, 2009
Happy Birthday Aldous
Wanted to make a birthday shout-out to my awesome and way funnier partner in crime. I don’t know what I’d do with you. Actually, I’d probably have a job, more friends, a healthy liver and a lot more years to my life. But I wouldn’t change a thing. I hope the next year brings you [...]
June 6, 2009
I Just Pissed My Pants
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3nYBKiMpUss p.s. this is from the show “5th Wheel”. That makes it even better.
June 5, 2009
Work Facebook
The biggest problem with Facebook (and there’s many) is deciding who can be your friend. Your friend list is probably mostly people you don’t give a shit about. However, you probably also don’t mind them seeing your crap because you haven’t seen them since 6th grade and didn’t care what they thought then either. But [...]
June 4, 2009
Cowboy Scarves
Can someone please explain to me this whole cowboy scarf trend cuz I’m really confused. First of all, I don’t understand if they’re meant for men or women. I’ve seen some of the dudes on the Real World/ Road Rules challenge wearing them and it seems like all the chicks from The Hills are wearing [...]
June 3, 2009
Important Things
- The song “You’re So Vain”: The song IS obviously about him, lady. It’s not being vain when you’re right. It’s just understanding language. You’re dumb for making it so obvious it was about him. – Budget Oprah: How bad is the economy when Oprah “Skypes” her guests in? So you don’t even get a [...]
June 2, 2009
Nationwide Agent
The kids at bible camp will be furious, but check out the link below and then come back to this site. Go ahead, I’ll wait. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f51maMnJHdc&feature=channel_page He’s supposed to be a Nationwide agent. I don’t even know what he’s saying about complaints because I’m too busy wondering if he’s blind or retarded. I have nothing against [...]
