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I don’t know what’s going on but in the past two weeks the people at my gym have gotten significantly hotter. I know I shouldn’t question it and just be thankful but it’s such an amazing phenomena that I had to comment about it. It’s gotten to the point where I can barely even work out because I’m so busy drooling over everyone. Now I have to wake up an hour earlier to do full hair and makeup to work out, I’m basically showing up in a dress with a martini glass in my hand. I’ve been thinking about the cause for the infusion of hotness at the gym and the only thing I can come up with is that the hot people are all teachers who just got off for summer. Now, stereotypically I wouldn’t consider teachers as a profession oozing with super hot people but maybe I’ve been wrong for all these years. I’m going to test out the theory by loudly trying to add up weights and proclaiming how bad I am at math to see if any hot teachers come to my rescue. Stay tuned.