I don’t know if you people know about this but apparently haggling over prices is all the rage these days. I know what you’re thinking: “it always has been, I’ve striken deals with street vendors in Prague and the drug dealer in Washington Square park hundreds of times.” But no, I’m talking about at stores. [...]
Entries from August 2009
August 24, 2009
Work Out With Kim Kardashian?
Apparently Kim Kardashian has a workout video.
Yea, let that soak in for a minute. It took me a while to shake off the shock too. There are a few instructional videos I may watch from Kim Kardashian, and working out is definitely not one of them. Filming that video was probably the first time that [...]
August 18, 2009
I See Dead People
I saw John Edward (the dude who contacts dead people not the presidential candidate who cheated on his dying wife) on TV at the gym this morning and was actually laughing out loud at how ridiculous it was. This guy should be put in jail for fraud and stealing people’s money. He says the most [...]
August 17, 2009
Hot Dancers Needed
This is a call to our legions of fans, I’m looking for 5-8 men or women who can tear up the dance floor. Now I know what most of you are thinking, ‘I have great dance moves, I won that dance off on St. Marks Street, I’ve seen all of Beyonce’s videos, I’m a perfect [...]
August 7, 2009
In case you haven’t heard the story there is a 27 year old Bronx woman who is suing the college she graduated from in April because she hasn’t been able to find a job. I’m not really sure what the grounds of the lawsuit are because I don’t remember any college ever guaranteeing that you’ll [...]
August 5, 2009
Cursing
A recent study done by someone (there’s no bibliography section on this site so back off) proves that cursing relieves physical pain. How, you ask? The act of cursing provides an emotional release that raises your heart rate, which in turn numbs/ distracts from the physical pain. So when you slam a door on your finger, [...]
August 4, 2009
Bargaining Power
Lately it seems like everytime I turn on the TV or open a magazine people are talking about bargaining (or haggling if you will) and how, due to the recession, you can now do it anywhere. And by anywhere, I mean Best Buy, the doctor’s office, your coke dealer. The stories always profile these professional [...]
