Semi Adult

This is a call to our legions of fans, I’m looking for 5-8 men or women who can tear up the dance floor. Now I know what most of you are thinking, ‘I have great dance moves, I won that dance off on St. Marks Street, I’ve seen all of Beyonce’s videos, I’m a perfect candidate’. But no, I’m not looking for your average ass shaker here, I’m looking for people with serious skills. I’ve been inspired by those dance crew TV shows that have been blowing up for the past year. Can you imagine how awesome it is to have those kinds of skills, my life would be completely transformed. I wouldn’t waste my time going on shows competing for…wait, what do those teams win, nevermind, I would just take my crew around to all the best bars and clubs in the city and spin around on my head to get free drinks and hot guys. You could be the biggest troll on the planet but with those kinds of moves you will get all the tail you want. But don’t get me wrong, I’m not looking for any trolls in my crew, only the hottest people need apply. Now I just need a hot name for my crew, maybe the Hot Steppers or Dancing For Drinks, I’m still working on it…