I saw John Edward (the dude who contacts dead people not the presidential candidate who cheated on his dying wife) on TV at the gym this morning and was actually laughing out loud at how ridiculous it was. This guy should be put in jail for fraud and stealing people’s money. He says the most bullshit, vague things to people and keeps reinterpreting the meaning until the poor participant just gives up and says it makes sense. For example, this morning he was channeling a dead relative of these sisters, this is how it went:
John Edward: ‘I’m seeing Nat King Cole, was someone a Nat King Cole fan’
Sister: ‘No, no one was a Nat King Cole fan’
John Edward: ‘Something about Nat King Cole, maybe chestnuts roasting on an open fire, does that make sense?’
Sister: ‘No, that doesn’t make sense’
John Edward: ‘Was there a fire, did someone die in a fire?’
Sister: ‘Well, my neighbor’s dog died in a fire 20 years ago.’
John Edward: ‘Yep, that’s it, that makes total sense, like I said, Nat King Cole.’
Sister: ‘Um, what, I’m not sure I understand, what does this have to do with my dead husband?’
John Edward: ‘Shut the fuck up, moving along….’
The guy is actually a genius — to get away with that kind of garbage and make millions doing it is probably the greatest scam ever pulled off, congrats John, you’re my new hero.
