Semi Adult

So I’ve known about these for a while but lately they’re really blowing up, fake cigarettes. I’m not talking about those candy cigarettes I used to “smoke” when I was 5 (how messed up was that now that I think of it) or something that looks like a real cigarette, no, these things are short, plastic little tubes that apparently have some sort of flavoring in them. Oh and most importantly they’re completely ridiculous looking and you’re a total jackass if you have one. Apparently if you’re trying to quit smoking these will help you get your fix because it’s something to hold like a cigarette and puff on — if you don’t mind looking like a complete tool. I was at a restaurant yesterday and there was a couple both “smoking” their fake cigarettes. They never put them down the whole time they were eating and were sucking on them the whole time like they were crack, I was fully embarrassed for them. Personally I think it may just be better to risk the effects of smoking (awesomeness) rather than embarrassing yourself and your loved ones by announcing to the world that you’re such a nicotine addict that you can’t just quit you have to carry these loser sticks around. What’s wrong with smoking anyway, is it bad for you? Did I miss something?