Going to the bathroom at the office can be kind of annoying…and by bathroom I mean number two. Dumping…that’s number two…just to be real clear. You disappear for a while with no explanation, you have to somehow hide your reading material during your walk to the bathroom, the toilet seat covers never come out of [...]
Entries from October 2009
October 6, 2009
The Office Wave
The best part about being at work (and obviously there’s hundreds and hundreds of reasons why being at work is awesome) is walking down the hall and watching everyone in a cubicle minimize their web browser. It’s the office equivalent of the wave. A minimizing domino effect. As people hear your footsteps approaching they rush [...]
October 5, 2009
Making Friends with Strangers
So I’ve lived in New York for 6 years and I’ve always heard these mythical stories of people making friends on the subway. I never understood how this happened, if I ever accidentally make eye contact with someone on the subway, I walk to the opposite end of the car and get off at the [...]
October 2, 2009
Why date one girl when you can hook up, like, with a bunch?
I just received an invite for a birthday party where the last line is: I’ll leave you with some words of wisdom from Sebastian of the Bravo channel’s NYC Prep: “Why date one girl when you can hook up, like, with a bunch? … If you go out to enough parties, you can hook up [...]
