I just received an invite for a birthday party where the last line is:
I’ll leave you with some words of wisdom from Sebastian of the Bravo channel’s NYC Prep: “Why date one girl when you can hook up, like, with a bunch? … If you go out to enough parties, you can hook up with between two and 16 girls in a month.”
Now, I haven’t been watching this show but I think maybe I should. These dudes are clearly wise beyond their years. They have the basic theory down; as with anything in life, hooking up is all about upping the odds. If you hit on enough girls a certain percentage will fall. However, I do worry about the very wide range of hooking up that happens in a month. Two girls for a New York city kid means they’re a giant loser. The fat kid that always wears an Iron Maiden t-shirt gets that. Sixteen, on the other hand, is pretty baller. That’s like every other night. Or I guess in this case every other day cause they must be getting it on in school if it’s that frequent. The only thing I do need to know is what hooking up means. It’s just like the never ending “bases” debate. For Sarah first base is includes the letters H and J (because she’s from New Jersey).
