Semi Adult

The best part about being at work (and obviously there’s hundreds and hundreds of reasons why being at work is awesome) is walking down the hall and watching everyone in a cubicle minimize their web browser. It’s the office equivalent of the wave. A minimizing domino effect. As people hear your footsteps approaching they rush to hide perezhilton.com. “Don’t worry Suzy, I have no idea what that bright pink site you just minimized was”. Facebook has also become very recognizable (social networking has become huge according to many published reports) which is a problem for me. I, however, have started to use a new tactic. I am now on a Mac so instead of having to quickly find that little line on the upper right hand corner of Internet Explorer all I have to do is swing the mouse to  a corner of the screen. When you do that all windows become smaller (so that you can see all open applications for you Mac retards). Such a smooth move. I patented that so don’t use it without giving me credit. In the event that you are busted going through some girl’s pictures (always of her beach trip) leave it open. The only thing worse than being busted surfing the web is trying to hide it while the person watches. We all do it so have the balls to leave it up on your screen. Hopefully you’re just not on the classic TMZ photo gallery of Kim Kardashian’s butt.