Semi Adult

If one more person emails me the article “What not to wear at your company holiday party” I’m going to lose it. Every year it’s the same thing, I get these articles forwarded to me like “Choosing the appropriate outfit for a work function” or “Crossing the line with co-workers” — get off my back! What are holiday parties for if not to let loose and get to know your co-workers on a different level. You’re going to provide me with unlimited alcohol, a dance floor and no rules or regulations, what do you think is going to happen?? My friends that I don’t even work with are always the ones most concerned — Sarah, remember what happened last year? How once you got to the party you realized how inappropriate a tube top with tights was?”  How do you expect me to get ahead? Hard work and dedication? Please….(and this picture is of my outfit from this year’s party, cute right??)