Semi Adult

Billions of Brazilian pickpocketers just jizzed their pants

I don’t know what’s going on but in the past two weeks the people at my gym have gotten significantly hotter. I know I shouldn’t question it and just be thankful but it’s such an amazing phenomena that I had to comment about it. It’s gotten to the point where I can barely even work [...]

While initially I was really enjoying all the alone time my unemployment afforded me I now find myself seeking out conversation with people I encounter throughout my day. I started with my mail-lady (since I sit outside on the stoop waiting for her everyday she was an obvious choice), she was cool, she likes to [...]